Joke

A nursery school driver was delivering a van full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties.

‘They use him to keep crowds back,’ said Tommy.

‘No,’ said Billy, ‘he’s just for good luck.

Peter brought the argument to a close. ‘They use the dogs, he said firmly, to find the fire hydrants….
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January 23rd Tour Apps

Apps Currently Installed on my Tour

Tweetgenius

Seesmic

Socialscope

tweetcaster

ubertwitter

twixtreme

beetwitt

yfrog

fancylog

foursquare

phone+callback

berryannoying

youversionbible

vlingo

twitvid

wordpress

flickr

wallpaper shifter

snapscreen

captureIt

zonasnap

sanp2twitter

berry locator

empower central

smart sig

berrybuzz

vib and ring

quick launch

holidays

and 7 themes

Joke

A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company, “Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything is alright.”“Yes,” replied the man. “My card was stolen over a month ago.” “Why didn’t you report your card as stolen?” asked the card company representative. The man replied, “Well, whoever stole my card is spending a lot less than my wife!
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HELP HAITI

What all these news reporters need to do is stop talking about what needs to be done; what has been done all the negativity and start doing something positive…I already hollered @CNN via twitter…Get a NOTEPAD A PEN START TAKING NAMES OF THE SURVIVORS AND BROADCAST THE NAMES DAILY VIA NEWS LIVE SAY AROUND 7PM…DO this daily repeat names give ppl/family around the world some positive news they can use!! They need to set up several locations where the affected but alive citizens of haiti can go to leave their names tell those ppl to spread the word about these locations!!  IT’S A TEMPORARY SOLUTION HAVE A ROLL CALL DAILY GET THE BALL ROLLING NOW!!

Joke

The undertaker called the next of kin to confirm the funeral arrangements desired for the dear departed. As luck would have it the son-in-law who was actually delighted to be rid of the old battle-ax answered the phone.

“We’re sorry to disturb you in this time of personal grief,” the undertaker uttered solemnly, “but appears to be some confusion as to whether the body of the loved one is to be buried or cremated.”

“Let’s not take any chances,” “Do both” said the son-in-law!!

LMAO
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Wallpapers…

Hello folks, long time no post any wallpaper Lol…Once again I have the tour so these wallpapers are for the tour….Leave me a comment on what u think of the walls…Please and thank you!! Catch you later enjoy!!!!

See and download the full gallery on posterous

Teens….

I m wondering are all parents going through the same thing? My daughter totally refuses to clean her room! I have tried every punishment you can imagine ☹ I even tried to bribe her but to no avail! She might clean up for a week but then she’s back to the same messy room! ☹ I m about to label her room a disaster area..have anyone see “hoarders”? That’s how my baby girl room looks and she is only 13….Help
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Joke

An idiot called the airport for flight information. “How long is your flight from Los Angeles to Denver?” he asked. “Just a minute,” the pleasant agent replied. “Thank You” he said and hung up.
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Joke

An attorney ran over to the office of his client. “I can’t believe it!” said the angered attorney. “You sent a case of Dom Perignon to the judge in our case? That judge is as straight as an arrow. Now we’re certain to lose this case!” “Relax,” said the client, “I sent it in the prosecutor’s name”.
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What RIM says’ about BB hackers!

‎​This is from RIM aka BlackBerry: NEWS: Security is one of the cornerstones of the BlackBerry® Solution. The protective measures built into BlackBerry® products ensure customers can securely access sensitive information on their BlackBerry® Devices.

Please be assured its not possible for any BlackBerry® device to be hacked via adding someone to BBIM® (BlackBerry® Instant Messenger™) So please play your part in stopping the panicking chain messages about hackers.
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